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monster- sarcastic and odd red cap more interested in collecting shiny things from travelers when they fall asleep rather then you know ripping out their internal organs like most red caps enjoy doing. You are magpie version of a goblin.
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I am a magpie version of a Goblin?

this sounds kind of adorable, and now all i can imagine is like… i don’t know i’m gonna kinda doodle this.

thank-you nonnie. u da bae.

me: *at school*
friend: omg i stayed up so late last night
me: what time did you stay up till?
friend: 11 pm!
me: *looks into the camera like Jim from the Office*
In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

i really just want someone to draw me as a monster or demon or some such because it’s October and that would make me really happy.

padalickingood:

Officially the first day of October, which means spooky scary AU right??

padalickingood:

Officially the first day of October, which means spooky scary AU right??

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

officialunitedstates:

*walks into tattoo store*  I’d like one of them permanent stickers

liftedandgiftedd:

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

but why is this the most accurate thing I’ve ever read